CapnChris.com - Funny Enough for the Internet

Hi, and welcome to CapnChris.com.  If you're like most of our readers then you probably came here searching for illegal gay porn, if that's the case then E-mail me at FunkyPMcW@yahoo.com and after paying a small fee, you'll be able to enter the special "members-only" section of CapnChris.  On the other hand, if someone made you come to this website as part of a practical joke, or hazing ritual then I sincerely apologize. 

Now, the first thing you'll realize is that a lot of things on this website aren't funny, but don't hold that against us just because we follow the idea of quantity over quality.  Now I'm sure you're probably saying "But Pat!  With so much content how will I be able to sift through the crap and get to the gold!" Well fear not, because that's why this guide is here.  So you don't have to look at all the crap like the COMIC, and view the things that only half-way suck.  Unless you find some of the crap funny, in which case that was on purpose. 

First you're probably going to want to go and check out the INTERVIEWS, which is where I Instant Message people and they ask me who I am but I don't tell them.  Don't worry, it's a lot better than it sounds, just click and see for yourself.  Once you've exhausted the possibility of the Interviews (which usually happens pretty fast), you might want to mosey on over to one of the three DATING GAME FEATURES, which people still get confused about despite them being self-explanatory. 

After the Interviews, and the Dating Game, you might want to start looking at the CHI MCBRIDE PAGE or MOONRAVEN'S JOURNAL, just don't expect anything funny.  This is the internet after all.