You may be wondering why the hell Chris Kattan is appearing next to certain features on the site. The reason for this is that those features are really crappy ones that were mostly done in a whiskey-induced stupor. Most casual visitors to the site (those that we trick into coming here by pretending it's porn) would read these crappy writings and immediately decide that I'm an unfunny bastard with nothing to offer (and they're only half right). So to deter people I've placed the international symbol of un-comedy, Chris Kattan next to these shitty features. "But Pat!", you may be saying, furrowing your brow in a most futile manner, "If these things are so bad, why don't you simply delete them?" And obviously the answer to that is that it makes it look like we do lots of stuff on the site if there's all these features. Even if half of them are drunken ramblings about why I hate the French. Now, I've only done this to things that I've done, because as we all know it's not my place to pass judgement on other people's work. Otherwise I'd probably have to put it next to pretty much everything Jonny does, and well Chris doesn't really do anything. Eh, you've all probably figured out by now that we're all actually one person, and that one person is me.
