ghoadsly: Hey.
carpathian bOx: heeey.
ghoadsly: So what's happening?
carpathian bOx: not too much on this end. how about you.
ghoadsly: Oh about the same.
ghoadsly: Just chilling here.
carpathian bOx: sounds good.
ghoadsly: Yeah, you know it is.
ghoadsly: So what do you do for fun in this joint?
carpathian bOx: heh. no idea. im yet to see much fun thrown my way.
ghoadsly: Yeah, it's rough for brothers like us.
carpathian bOx: word.
ghoadsly: But anyway, let's get down to the nitty gritty of this interview.
ghoadsly: Old school.
carpathian bOx: hmm. interview. for what?
ghoadsly: Oh, just a little thing I like to call the internet.
carpathian bOx: hmm. interesting.
ghoadsly: Heard of it?
carpathian bOx: unless youre talking about the internet, world wide web, international superhighway, then no.
ghoadsly: No, I was talking about the other internet.
ghoadsly: The one down by the highway.
carpathian bOx: never heard of it.
ghoadsly: Well, then you're really missing out.
ghoadsly: But don't worry.
ghoadsly: Just know that you're in good hands.
carpathian bOx: sounds good.
ghoadsly: Okay, so I'm looking over your internet persona journal here.
ghoadsly: And you say:
i cant. i cant play this fucking game anymore. im so fucking tired of all of this...
ghoadsly: I was just wondering what game exactly were you referring to?
ghoadsly: Is it Skee-Ball?
ghoadsly: Because I know that can be frustrating as shit.
carpathian bOx: its life. the game of life. like the michael douglas movie, but without the happy ending. really void of any ending at all. sometimes it becomes more than one can handle.
ghoadsly: I used to play the Game of Life with my cousin all the time.
ghoadsly: But then my kids were always talking back to me, and my wife was having an affair with the guy in the green car.
ghoadsly: So eventually I drove us into a tree.
carpathian bOx: ouch.
ghoadsly: Tell me about it.
carpathian bOx: unfortunately, i am car/licenseless.
ghoadsly: I was talking about a boardgame, jerkface.
carpathian bOx: *thinks* oh yeah.
ghoadsly: So what is the deep and meaningful significance of your name "carpathian bOx"?
carpathian bOx: carpathian = cradle of filth referance(funeral in carpathia, excellent song), box = my nickname.
ghoadsly: Is your nickname box because people pack things inside of you?
carpathian bOx: nope. it has no significance. i came up with it in gym class three and half years ago.
ghoadsly: Oh man, that must have blown everyone's mind.
carpathian bOx: i had a small following. and i declared my own holiday. november 12'th. box day.
ghoadsly: Must be a British holiday or something.
carpathian bOx: its an everything holiday. and a nothing holiday at the same time. its just...there.
ghoadsly: So, in other words, you and your cat have a party.
carpathian bOx: ...i suppose so.
ghoadsly: Do you make the cat wear a party hat?
carpathian bOx: they dont make cat-size party hats.
ghoadsly: Oh... don't they?
carpathian bOx: not to my knowledge.
ghoadsly: Maybe I didn't make my link obvious enough.
carpathian bOx: hmm.
carpathian bOx: xrhxtdj! hmm.
carpathian bOx signed off at 7:14:19 PM.