ghoadsly: Hey you.
Ript Jeans: Hi.
Ript Jeans: So, do I know you?
ghoadsly: You just might.
ghoadsly: But, do I know you?
Ript Jeans: Hmm....touche....
Ript Jeans: That I do not know.
ghoadsly: Fair enough.
ghoadsly: So, what do you kids do for a good time around here?
Ript Jeans: Play with kittens.
Ript Jeans: Claro.
ghoadsly: Is this "Claro" anything like Miss Cleo?
ghoadsly: Because she predicted that I was lonely and desperate for any human contact.
ghoadsly: Boy did she have me pegged.
Ript Jeans: Nope.
Ript Jeans: It's "Of course." in espanol.
ghoadsly: What are you, some kind of Spainard?
Ript Jeans: Nope.
Ript Jeans: German and Polish, no doubt.
ghoadsly: So half of you invades the other half.
ghoadsly: Intruiging.
Ript Jeans: No, more like....
Ript Jeans: 75% of my invades the other 25%.
Ript Jeans: *me
ghoadsly: Well, just as long as no Jews are spared.
Ript Jeans: Jewish people are cool.
Ript Jeans: We hide them in our house.
Ript Jeans: ...acording to my future boyfriend anyways....
ghoadsly: I hide Jews in my house as well.
ghoadsly: Well... Jewish corpses really.
ghoadsly: And their gold.
Ript Jeans: Must be a new fad.
ghoadsly: It's all the rage.
Ript Jeans: =-O. We only hide squirrel corpses in our basement...
ghoadsly: Squirrels aren't nearly as delicious.
Ript Jeans: White Ninja ate a dead body.
ghoadsly: The only White Ninjas I want to hear about are the ones in that Ninja Turtles III who have those swords.
Ript Jeans: I was just listening to the TMNT theme song about 5 songs ago.
ghoadsly: If you listen to that song on repeat for 24 hours while fasting and meditating, you learn the secret of life.
ghoadsly: That's what Buddhism is based on.
Ript Jeans: http://www.whiteninjacomics.com/comics/deadma n.shtml
Ript Jeans: There.
ghoadsly: Hey, we have a strcit policy here of never endorsing other websites.
Ript Jeans: Ok.
ghoadsly: Mainly because then people will see what horrible hacks we are.
ghoadsly: And also because we haven't yet learned how hyperlinks work.
ghoadsly: They're strange and confusing to me.
ghoadsly: Just like Canada.
Ript Jeans: I'm not a hack.
Ript Jeans: I'm an idiot.
Ript Jeans: I like Canadian accents.
ghoadsly: Idiots serve an important purpose in the salt mining industry.
ghoadsly: They eat all the salt.
ghoadsly: Creating demand.
Ript Jeans: What if they don't like salt?
Ript Jeans: Or at least large quantities of salt?
ghoadsly: Well, then people just throw salt at them.
ghoadsly: As long as it get used up.
Ript Jeans: What you say is true....
ghoadsly: It always is.
ghoadsly: That's how I've run so many successful suicide cults.
Ript Jeans: That's sad.
Ript Jeans: I don't like suicide.
ghoadsly: Well, I tell them it's either suicide or salt.
ghoadsly: So they usually pick salt.
ghoadsly: But then I poison the salt.
ghoadsly: And everyone gets what they want.
Ript Jeans: Mmm....pirate juice.
Ript Jeans: It's to be referred to as pirate juice,
ghoadsly: I thought that was what came out of pirates "masts"?
Ript Jeans: No.
Ript Jeans: That's pirate sperm.
ghoadsly: Well then... I have been making a fool of myself for years.
Ript Jeans: Yes, yes you have.
ghoadsly: Well... this might just be the Pirate Juice talking, but I think you're one all right computer program designed to simulate a human personality.
Ript Jeans: Thanks!
Ript Jeans: I try.
Ript Jeans: ....to be a human....
ghoadsly: Oh, it's not all it's cracked up to be.
ghoadsly: You get ice cream headaches all the time.
Ript Jeans: Yes, but we always want what we don't have.
ghoadsly: Unless it's like, cancer.
Ript Jeans: Depending on how often you eat ice-cream....
Ript Jeans wants to directly connect.
ghoadsly: I accept your challenge!
Ript Jeans is now directly connected.
Ript Jeans:
ghoadsly: Thanks for sharing.
Ript Jeans: Grow that mustache.
ghoadsly: I already have a moustache by means of shaving my pubic hair and gluing it to my face.
Ript Jeans: Oh.
Ript Jeans: Nice methods.
ghoadsly: It gets the job done.
Ript Jeans: *method
ghoadsly: And chicks dig it.
Ript Jeans: I'm sure.
Ript Jeans: I am of the female gender.
ghoadsly: Get out of Dodge!
Ript Jeans: I'm not in Dodge. I'm in confusion.
ghoadsly: Damn straight you're not.
ghoadsly: Since I specifically told you to get out.