UnwantedEvil: whos this?
ghoadsly: Don't worry.
ghoadsly: Never worry.
ghoadsly: Just click.
UnwantedEvil: but who are you?
ghoadsly: Oh, I'm no one.
ghoadsly: But the proprieter of the fine link I wanted you to click.
UnwantedEvil: so howd you get my screen name?
ghoadsly: I drunkenly type things into the internet.
ghoadsly: And then it curses at me and gives me Screen Names.
UnwantedEvil: come now, tell me who you are?
UnwantedEvil: er, minus the ?
ghoadsly: ALL WILL BE REVEALED BY CLICKING.
ghoadsly: Actually, it will probably just end up being more confusing.
ghoadsly: But do it none the less.
UnwantedEvil: ok
UnwantedEvil: ive gone there
UnwantedEvil: now who are you?
ghoadsly: I think a better question is who are you?
ghoadsly: I mean, do you want a name?
UnwantedEvil: yes, i want your name, howd you get my screen name, the basics.
ghoadsly: Okay, well on the streets they call me Kid Tetris.
UnwantedEvil: whats your ID say?
ghoadsly: Professor Stephen von Higgenbluff.
ghoadsly: Of course, I did trade my shoes to a hobo for it.
UnwantedEvil: hah
UnwantedEvil: seriously! who are you?
ghoadsly: I happen to be called Pat.
UnwantedEvil: i dont know a pat.
UnwantedEvil: ...would i know you?
ghoadsly: Well, you do now.
UnwantedEvil: do you know me from making an ass out of myself from this past weekend?
ghoadsly: Let's just say I do!
UnwantedEvil: oooh no.
UnwantedEvil: youd know if you did
ghoadsly: I guess it'd be more impressive if I wouldn't know if I did.
ghoadsly: Like my memory got erased.
ghoadsly: Like by a Vulcan.
UnwantedEvil: lets just say ive got a lot of unknown bruises
ghoadsly: Cervical?
UnwantedEvil: nah
UnwantedEvil: theyre on my knees down
UnwantedEvil: like i tried to walk
UnwantedEvil: and fell...a lot
UnwantedEvil: but not as if i remember doing it
UnwantedEvil: because i made an ass out of myself and drank too much!
ghoadsly: Oh right, you just... "fell down the stairs"
UnwantedEvil: there were no stairs where i was
ghoadsly: If you're in an abusive relationship then you have to come forward!
UnwantedEvil: im not in a relationship
UnwantedEvil: pssh
ghoadsly: Do not be a victim.
ghoadsly: It's not your fault!
UnwantedEvil: relationships are over rated.
UnwantedEvil: haha
ghoadsly: Unless you're not giving it up that is.
UnwantedEvil: so pat
UnwantedEvil: do you know who i am?
ghoadsly: You're UnwantedEvil.
UnwantedEvil: howd you get my screen name if you dont even know my name?
ghoadsly: I already told you... sorcery.
UnwantedEvil: well
UnwantedEvil: im annie.
ghoadsly: Fantabulous!
ghoadsly: "Annie"
UnwantedEvil: and celery tastes like ass...not that i know what celery tastes like
UnwantedEvil: er
UnwantedEvil: dammit
UnwantedEvil: i mean
UnwantedEvil: crao.
UnwantedEvil: christ.
UnwantedEvil: thats a horrible typo.
ghoadsly: I'd wager you just vomited on your keyboard.
UnwantedEvil: not yet
UnwantedEvil: i blame my work.
UnwantedEvil: doing makeovers on old women is not fun.
ghoadsly: It is if you steal their wallets.
UnwantedEvil: they clutch onto the purses so tightly though
UnwantedEvil: and have used tissues in there
ghoadsly: Hey, I didn't ask for your excuses.
UnwantedEvil: and they touch me
UnwantedEvil: *shudders*
ghoadsly: You should feel lucky, I have to pay to have old women touch me.
UnwantedEvil: http://img17.photobucket.com/albums/v50/evillittlegirl/emol cious.jpg i blame it on being emolicious.
ghoadsly: Whenever I see emo kids I start cursing and then throw my empty bottle of liquor at them.
UnwantedEvil: haha
UnwantedEvil: i dont actually act emo though
UnwantedEvil: i like to make emo boys cry
ghoadsly: I like to eat ham, but you don't see me bragging.
UnwantedEvil: ewww
UnwantedEvil: ham
UnwantedEvil: gross
ghoadsly: And by "ham" I meant "penis".
ghoadsly: Just to clarify.
UnwantedEvil: hahaha
UnwantedEvil: feel like telling me how you got my screen name now?
ghoadsly: I could tell you, but it would just be some crazy lie I made up on the spot.
UnwantedEvil: why not the truth?
ghoadsly: I suppose I was drunk because I honestly don't remember.
ghoadsly: But nonetheless, here we are.
UnwantedEvil: where are you from?
UnwantedEvil: eh?
ghoadsly: Where are you from?
UnwantedEvil: atlanta
ghoadsly: Ha, the south.
UnwantedEvil: shush
UnwantedEvil: im already ashamed of it
UnwantedEvil: i hate living here
ghoadsly: Go back to your plantation!
UnwantedEvil: omg
UnwantedEvil: shush
UnwantedEvil: where are you from...i told you!
ghoadsly: I AM FROM THE LAND OF IMAGINATION.
UnwantedEvil: *blank*
UnwantedEvil: you know, i am blonde.
ghoadsly: Does that mean you're easy?
UnwantedEvil: PSH
UnwantedEvil: i make out with like everyone, but besides that
UnwantedEvil: no
ghoadsly: Well, just checking.
UnwantedEvil: so are you going to tell me where youre from
ghoadsly: I don't know, let's poll our readers!
UnwantedEvil: ...what readers.
ghoadsly: wharfavenue: yes
wharfavenue: but say Delaware!
ghoadsly: jukester29: Of course.
jukester29: It's not like she can hunt you down and rape you.
ghoadsly: GundanianBlitz: the bowels of hell
UnwantedEvil: omg
UnwantedEvil: youre actually asking people
ghoadsly: That is how I make all my most important decisions!
UnwantedEvil: there will be no hunting involved
UnwantedEvil: ive got most my time taken up by avoiding my own stalkers
ghoadsly: Hold on, we have one last opinion about to weigh in.
ghoadsly: One Sweet sn: You're from Georgia.
ghoadsly: Damn.
UnwantedEvil: omg
UnwantedEvil: omg
UnwantedEvil: fall out boy
UnwantedEvil: in your friends profile
UnwantedEvil: omg.
UnwantedEvil: spaz.
ghoadsly: Oh come on, we both know I don't have any friends.
UnwantedEvil: ok your reader's profile
UnwantedEvil: so youre from ga, eh?
ghoadsly: That's the word on the street.
UnwantedEvil: omg who are you?
ghoadsly: Haven't we been through this?
UnwantedEvil: youre pat
UnwantedEvil: but
UnwantedEvil: youre from GA
UnwantedEvil: what part?
ghoadsly: Atlanta of course.
UnwantedEvil: ...do you like fall out boy?
ghoadsly: If he's that kid with the tumor who lives down the street from me.
ghoadsly: Then no.
UnwantedEvil: ...no