ghoadsly: Hey you.
xo08angelox: who this?
ghoadsly
: That's not important.
ghoadsly: What is important is what I can do for you.
xo08angelox: yea it is
xo08angelox
: what?
ghoadsly
: If you must know, my name is Robert Geldof, and I'm here to help you out.
xo08angelox: ima block u if u dont tell me who u r
xo08angelox
: well i dont need help
ghoadsly
: Oh, but I think you do.
ghoadsly: Tell me, would you consider yourself a religious person?
xo08angelox: idk
ghoadsly
: Well, if you're like most people traveling in the midst of cyberspace, then you may have a one-way ticket to you-know-where!
ghoadsly: That's right, New Jersey.
xo08angelox: wtf i dont even kno u so stop talkin to me
xo08angelox
: and idk how u got my s/n either so shut the fuck up
ghoadsly
: I just want you to help fit Jesus into your life.
ghoadsly: Please, whenever you say things like that, it's like personally kicking God in the crotch.
ghoadsly: And he really, really hates that.
xo08angelox: well how did u get my s/n?
ghoadsly
: From the database of lost souls.
xo08angelox: w/e
ghoadsly
: The church keeps info on all those who need to be saved.
xo08angelox: who the fuck r u and how did u get my s/n cuz i really apprciate it if ya dont talk to me
ghoadsly
: We take pictures, keep up on your SS card, general things of that nature.
xo08angelox: what the hell is a SS card?
ghoadsly
: It's a social security card, or as we like to call it "the mark of the devil".
ghoadsly: It's an evil government thing that allows Satan to conveniently categorize and number your soul!
ghoadsly: If you ever find this "Social Security Card" burn it right away!
ghoadsly: Or better yet, send it to me, so that I can destroy it properly.
xo08angelox: huh?
xo08angelox
: ok u dont kno how old i am so y dont u shut the fuck up
xo08angelox
: u dont even kno me
ghoadsly
: Oh but Jesus knows you.
ghoadsly: And he wants to help you.
ghoadsly: Because he loves you, but not in that way.
ghoadsly: Unless you like him that way too I guess...
ghoadsly: I mean... I don't want to spread any rumors or anything...
ghoadsly: But I heard that Jesus was totally into you, but you didn't hear this from me.
xo08angelox: wtf
xo08angelox
: jus go away
xo08angelox
: o wait ill jus block u
ghoadsly
: No, you can't block Jesus!
xo08angelox: well im gunna
xo08angelox
: bye
ghoadsly
: Just tell me how can I fit Jesus into your life?
xo08angelox: well u dont even kno me so how u gunan do that?
xo08angelox
: thats what i thought
xo08angelox
: BYE
ghoadsly
: Well, what can you tell me?
ghoadsly: Because, Jesus really wants to know you better.
xo08angelox: bye
ghoadsly
: You know you're compelled to learn more!
xo08angelox: BUH BYE!!!!!
xo08angelox signed off at 11:51:54 PM
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ghoadsly: I know you've noticed Jesus's tight ass...
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