ghoadsly: Hey there.
Krazykiwi2007: umm
Krazykiwi2007: who r u?
ghoadsly: I'll tell you after this wacky commercial interruption.
Krazykiwi2007: ....ok ill wait
ghoadsly: You bet you will.
Krazykiwi2007: lol ok

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Auto response from ghoadsly: Don't trust whitey.

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Krazykiwi2007: er.....
Krazykiwi2007 signed off at 9:14:30 PM.
Krazykiwi2007 signed on at 9:15:54 PM.
Krazykiwi2007: ok who r u?
ghoadsly: Hmmmm.
Krazykiwi2007: hmmmm? what?
ghoadsly: No one's ever asked me that before.
Krazykiwi2007: lol
ghoadsly: It just took me a little aback is all.
Krazykiwi2007: lol ok
Krazykiwi2007: newho
Krazykiwi2007: back to the topic at hand
ghoadsly: New ho?
Krazykiwi2007: ne who
ghoadsly: Oh.
ghoadsly: Much better.
Krazykiwi2007: lol anyways
ghoadsly: I'm Jeffrey Davis.
ghoadsly: Who are you?
Krazykiwi2007: lauren
Krazykiwi2007: do i know u?
ghoadsly: Yeah.
ghoadsly: We had Algebra together.
Krazykiwi2007: er.....
Krazykiwi2007: i dont remember
ghoadsly: Remember?
Krazykiwi2007: refresh my memory
ghoadsly: I sat two seats behind you.
Krazykiwi2007: um there was no one behind me
Krazykiwi2007: i sat on the side row remember?
Krazykiwi2007: with andrew?
Krazykiwi2007: did u go to shiloh last year?
ghoadsly: Yeahh.
ghoadsly: Maybe it wasn't you I used to fantasize about then, oh well.
ghoadsly: Whoever that girl was, she had a fine ass.
Krazykiwi2007: um.......ok
Krazykiwi2007: prpbably wasnt me
ghoadsly: Why? What's your ass like?
Krazykiwi2007: um....normal?
ghoadsly: I love normal asses.
Krazykiwi2007: i just dont really wear clothes that would show my ass
Krazykiwi2007: um i dont think i know u
ghoadsly: Maybe you should start.
ghoadsly: Yeah, you totally do.
Krazykiwi2007: naw im ok, ill stick to black clothes
Krazykiwi2007: um ur not in the yearbook
Krazykiwi2007: ill look again
ghoadsly: Probably not, I came late.
Krazykiwi2007: oh
Krazykiwi2007: nvm then
Krazykiwi2007: i have a cousin named jefferey davis
ghoadsly: What?
ghoadsly: Does everyone make fun of him?
Krazykiwi2007: no y?
ghoadsly: Because his name is Jeffrey Davis...
ghoadsly: I mean, honestly.
Krazykiwi2007: um..thats ur name
ghoadsly: Tell him to google himself.
ghoadsly: Yeah, and I get hell for it.
Krazykiwi2007: lol
Krazykiwi2007: no hes old
Krazykiwi2007: like 40
Krazykiwi2007: he doesnt get made fun of
ghoadsly: He must not be as fat as me.
Krazykiwi2007: well he is fat
Krazykiwi2007: what grade r u in now?
ghoadsly: 10th
Krazykiwi2007: oh lol
Krazykiwi2007: thats right
Krazykiwi2007: we were in the same alg class
ghoadsly: Yeah, now you remember.
Krazykiwi2007: were u in any of my other classes?
ghoadsly: I don't think so.
ghoadsly: And I would know, I was stalking you.
Krazykiwi2007: oh
Krazykiwi2007: um ok
Krazykiwi2007: ...
ghoadsly: Or, whoever that girl was.
ghoadsly: I'll just pretend it was you.
ghoadsly: Makes it all go a lot easier.
Krazykiwi2007: makes what go easier?
ghoadsly: The masturbation.
Krazykiwi2007: ?
ghoadsly: Talk dirty
Krazykiwi2007: um.....
Krazykiwi2007: im interested in someone else
Krazykiwi2007: thanks anyways
ghoadsly: Just pretend.
Krazykiwi2007: um...i cant talk to u anymore....i dont know anyone named jeffrey davis
Krazykiwi2007: i think ur lying
Krazykiwi2007: er..bye
ghoadsly: Sure you do.
ghoadsly: Oh I get it... roleplaying.
ghoadsly: Nice.
Krazykiwi2007: prove it
ghoadsly: Oh, I'll prove it all right.
Krazykiwi2007: how
ghoadsly: ::takes off pants::
Krazykiwi2007: um..i have to go bye
ghoadsly: Stay, I have a package for you.
ghoadsly: (now I'm winking)
Krazykiwi2007: we dont get mail on sunday
ghoadsly: This is a "special delivery."
ghoadsly: (more winking)
Krazykiwi2007: u mean like fed ex
Krazykiwi2007: ???
ghoadsly: More like Fed Sex!
ghoadsly: (zing)
Krazykiwi2007: wow...um....that was really lame
Krazykiwi2007: lol
ghoadsly: Did it get you hot?
Krazykiwi2007: hey wats the deliver
ghoadsly: Didn't I already take off the pants?
Krazykiwi2007: um..not really..
ghoadsly: Take a hint.
Krazykiwi2007: oh free pants..how nice, ur probably not my size tho...thanks anyways
ghoadsly: Yeah, what with the fat.
Krazykiwi2007: um i really have to go bye
Krazykiwi2007: i dont kno u
Krazykiwi2007: i think im gonna black u now
ghoadsly: You're about to "know" me.
Krazykiwi2007: bye
ghoadsly: (more winking)
Krazykiwi2007: block*
ghoadsly: That's harsh.
Krazykiwi2007: and ur weird, get over it
Krazykiwi2007: and wats wrong w/ ur eye??
ghoadsly: I'll never stop loving you!
Krazykiwi2007: lol ok
Krazykiwi2007: anyways bye
Krazykiwi2007 signed off at 9:41:18 PM.