xo08angelox: whatcha doin
ghoadsly: Oh, just "hanging out"
ghoadsly: As the kids say.
xo08angelox: lol
xo08angelox: are you an adult?
ghoadsly: Why, do you need one?
ghoadsly: Has the old man at the pool been asking you to pose for him again?
xo08angelox: i was juss askin cuz you said that wut the kids say
xo08angelox: umm wut are u talkin bout/
ghoadsly: Oh, don't you worry about that.
xo08angelox: u confusin me
ghoadsly: Though I'm kind of surprised you IMed me again after our last conversation.
xo08angelox: well this is her friend
ghoadsly: Awesome.
xo08angelox: yah
xo08angelox: i guess
ghoadsly: I think you're a lot prettier than her you know.
xo08angelox: umm you never saw me
ghoadsly: I can just tell.
xo08angelox: no you cant
ghoadsly: I can.
ghoadsly: You know, I'm a little psychic.
xo08angelox: then wut do i look like
ghoadsly: Oh, you know what you look like.
xo08angelox: yah i know wut i look like
ghoadsly: Then it's settled.
xo08angelox: but you dont kno me so how do you know if i am prettier
ghoadsly: Well, aren't you?
xo08angelox: i think she is prettier
ghoadsly: So does Jesus.
ghoadsly: But not me.
ghoadsly: You're more my type.;
xo08angelox: how do you know you juss strted talkin to me like 10 mins go
ghoadsly: I can just tell.
xo08angelox: o0o ok if you say so
xo08angelox: so0o wut is ur asl?
ghoadsly: asl? I've never heard that term before.
ghoadsly: Oh, you kids and your wacky acronyms.
xo08angelox: age ,sex, locations
xo08angelox: you must be like 30
ghoadsly: age, sex, locations?
ghoadsly: Well, once I had sex in a car when I was 16.
ghoadsly: Is that what you want?
xo08angelox: yah what is ur age,sec and location
xo08angelox: no0o
ghoadsly: Sec?
ghoadsly: You mean sect?
ghoadsly: Well I never put much stock in religion you know.
ghoadsly: You're not trying to convert me, are you?
xo08angelox: i mean sex
ghoadsly: What kind of crazy religion are you
preaching, young lady?
xo08angelox: are you male female
xo08angelox: what is ur age
xo08angelox: where do you love
xo08angelox: live*
ghoadsly: I told you, I've loved in a car before.
ghoadsly: Also, on a boat.
xo08angelox: i said what are you a male or a female?
ghoadsly: Male of course, little girl.
xo08angelox: who you callin little gurl
xo08angelox: you dont know my age
xo08angelox: old man
ghoadsly: You whippersnappers better be paying my Social Security!
ghoadsly: I need pills.
xo08angelox: wut!!!???
xo08angelox: wut the fuck i always knew you were a crack head
ghoadsly: Now, there's no need for childish name calling here.
ghoadsly: We're all reasonable adults.
xo08angelox: mmmk
xo08angelox: yah ok
ghoadsly: Let's settle this over a nice game of scrabble.
xo08angelox: you are so0o high
ghoadsly: High on Jesus.
xo08angelox: high on crack cocaine
ghoadsly: Please, don't expose my addiction.
xo08angelox: caught ya
ghoadsly: Do you think you can help me?
xo08angelox: umm
xo08angelox: how old are you
xo08angelox: ??
 
xo08angelox: like 50?
ghoadsly: 48!
ghoadsly: Have some respect.
xo08angelox: ur 48?
xo08angelox: holy shit
xo08angelox: how did you get this sn
xo08angelox: and do you know this is illegal talkin to me
xo08angelox: like dirt
ghoadsly: I was pretending to be 17 so I could pick up underaged girls and cyber with them.
xo08angelox: like dirty
xo08angelox: well where do you get this sn
ghoadsly: Come on, let's break the law, let's have a conversation.
ghoadsly: Haven't you ever wanted to be bad?
xo08angelox: not wit a 48 year old
ghoadsly: Well, I still live with my parents if that helps.
xo08angelox: and ur fuckin 48
ghoadsly: But a child at heart.
xo08angelox: sure
xo08angelox: w/e
xo08angelox: now y u wanna talk to us?
ghoadsly: Well... I was thinking we could, you know, cyber some.
xo08angelox: well hey this is lauren.... and u not gettin ne from us cuz u a freakin 48 year old... so y dont u go and play scrabble or w/e old guys do and leave us alone
ghoadsly: Youth can be so cruel...
xo08angelox: i kno thats wut we good at so buh bye
ghoadsly: All I want to do is to show you girls how an experienced man can handle himself.
xo08angelox: u not experienced u jus lookin ta get sum cuz u neva got ne
ghoadsly: You know, words hurt.
xo08angelox: y else would i say em
xo08angelox: u think im jokin?
xo08angelox: well im not
xo08angelox: who cares if it hurts
xo08angelox: wit how old u r ur prolly used ta sumtin hurtin by now like ur hips
ghoadsly: This is just what happened with the last girl!
ghoadsly: You're all alike!
xo08angelox: u jus figured that out... no1 likes old wrinkly balls
ghoadsly: Well, when your girls' vaginas fall out, we'll see who's laughing then, won't we!
xo08angelox: sure
xo08angelox: w/e
xo08angelox: now we gunna go cuz we dont like u
xo08angelox: buyh bye
ghoadsly: I don't need you!
xo08angelox: well i sure as hell dont need you
xo08angelox: so leave me alone