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5/15/05

I'm sorry for not updating lately, but I've been very busy touring all of the Greater New Jersey area with my Chumbuwumba cover band.  Maybe updates will get more regular now, who knows?  I've learned not to make promises because it just ends up getting me death threats.  Anyway, I've got a fresh Editoria, so mosey on over (that's Cowboy talk for 'click the link') and check it out.

~Pat
The One

4/4/05

APRIL FOOL'S there's not really an update! 









DOUBLE APRIL FOOL'S, today's not even April Fool's day, making this a double reverse April Fourth's day joke.  I can't believe you all fell for it.


Okay, I'd like to just formally apologize for everything I've ever said up until right... now.  Please be aware that the reason I haven't been able to update is because I've been busy at work on my new independent horror film April Ghoul's Day.  Expect it soon on an internet near you.  Also, more with the actual updating, here's an interview for your chuckling pleasure.  And take note that it's in two parts, so be sure to get them both.

~Pat
The fooling one

3/21/05

This is an update.  This is an interview accompanying said update.  Have a nice day.

~Pat
The robotic one
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Updates on Sunday.  Shame on Monday

Ugh, I updated, what the hell more do you want?
Three more updates!
Please, no more updates
For you to shut up
For my dog to still be alive...
An apology